How to be awesome.

Ok! This is the first post that has any significance to being awesome! So...put on your freaking glasses and stop thinking about Newton's second Law of Physics and PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT I'M WRITING!

1. GET ABS! If you want any chance of that hot girl to look at you.....get abs. Girls love abs. Once they know you have them...they always are asking to touch them and stuff. May be annoying, but hell, it works!